10 Best Ways to Dismantle Your Mobile before you give it up for Recycling
July 13, 2008 – 2:59 pm | by Ani
10. Throw it down from the top of a building
You can throw it down from any building but we recommend for satisfactory results please use the tallest building in your town more than or equal to 10 stories.
9. Set it on Fire
Children should not try this method alone. Please use this way under the supervision of an adult. We recommend you set a fire in you backyard and then when the flames are sufficiently tall enough, 5 feet or so, throw the device directly into the fire and run, yes that’s right run as it may explode.
8. Crush it to pieces with a Hammer
This is a rather simple method but is really effective for those who have had a lot of frustration over the years developing inside them against their device. The best way to calm your inner self and relax your brain
7. Throw it into a swimming pool (with water in it)
Any community pool would do but we recommend you choose the pool that is outdoors and has fairly less crowd so this prevents any chance of a life guard saving the device from drowning.
6. Shoot it with a Pistol
This is a cool and a pretty awesome way for action movie fans to say the final goodbye to the device. Please shoot repeatedly at least 10 + bullets for maximum effect.
5. Make a Road Roller Pass over it
If you happen to have a road being constructed near by you can try this method to make a road roller pass over it and see what becomes of that device.
4. Feed it to a Shark
For those beach people just go on a boat ride and feed it to those hungry sharks, I’m sure they would love to have some.
3. Cut it with a Chainsaw
All those wood crafters can use this technique and report the results to us. Use your creativity to see what becomes of the device.
2. Set it up with a Nuclear Bomb
If you are a Hulk fan or like The Simpsons live near a nuclear plant, just take the device inside and set the plant on a timer to explode. Call the NEWS people and watch the whole coverage from your home in front of your TV.
And finally…
1. If none of the above work then please send the device to the following address and we will give it up for recycling.
Dr. Anirudh Sharma
c/o Dr. ManMohan Singh
50, Yadavindra Colony
The Mall
Patiala – 147001
Punjab
India
Well this is what we feel that people would do to their oldie before they would think of mobile recycling. If you feel you have a better way to share please do and leave a note in the comment box. (Please don’t try this except for the No. 1 way. This is just for your casual humor reading and a wake up to the call for mobile recycling.)
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Nice read… i think ill feed mine to the sharks…
i would like to make mine a target man i just love shooting
well, i would take the road roller over the poor old dude…
I am full inspired by this. I think i’m gonna try it.
Which one will you go for..?
just curious..!
The pistol is really encouraging.. and maybe then i’ll send it to Iran’s president ’cause he’s the one who understans the most about nuclear energy. LOL
LOL…
i will surely throw it down from a building or manage to run a road roller over it
lol….
I’d use a drill and make many holes until it resembles swiss cheese!
ha ha.. good one charlie..
ill throw mine into fire as we have a lot of forest fires in California… lol
how bout dipping it in liquid nitrogen before shooting it with a pistol….
@ charlie, thats so creative and yummy too…